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themoderatelyambitiousscientist:
Abortion. Cancelled. Firefly.
I believe abortion designed the new Tumblr layout and the new Netflix layout.
Abortion also leaves the toilet seat up, puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge and doesn’t wipe its feet.
Abortion borrowed 50 bucks from me and never paid me back.
Abortion never refills the ice cube tray.
Abortion saw me running for the elevator and let the door close anyway.
Abortion ate all the Nutella.
Abortion bummed all my cigarettes and didn’t buy me a new pack.
Abortion watched my dog while I was on vacation, and then ran over my dog and tried to adopt another one that looked just like him, thinking I might not notice.
Abortion canceled Arrested Development. Never forget. Never forget.
Abortion started Hurricane Katrina.
Abortion ate the rest of the chips and then put the empty bag back in the pantry.
Abortion made it rain for an entire week in Jamaica while I was on my honeymoon.
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Abortion puts recyclables in the garbage.
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Abortion drains the battery life out of the phone when you most need it
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Abortion is the crying baby on the plane- oh wait, that makes no sense. Abortion is the barking dog in the middle of the...
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I’m sorry. I’m not even pro-choice and this is HILARIOUS. Oh my gosh. The NOTES.
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ABORTION CANCELED FIREFLY OMG. I love Tumblr
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Abortion killed Mufasa.
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Abortion created the new facebook layout
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Abortion keeps putting cheese back in the fridge without wrapping it properly so it gets all super dried out and cracks.
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Abortion bought out all the pumpkin-flavored eggnog on the first day.
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I’m pretty sure Hitler’s mother actually considered abortion, but abortion never called her back
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Abortion killed Ned Stark.
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Abortion knocked me up after our last one night stand.
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Abortion kicked my dog.
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Abortion ate the last piece of cake that I had been saving.
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Abortion promised me a door spot, and never came through.
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Abortion used the last of the toilet paper and didn’t buy more.
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